harry is that kid that gets kicked with the ball in the face 2 seconds after the dodgeball game starts
Wouldn’t he just use magic to block the ball?
McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.
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arizona joins the aesthetic movement
imagine how different your life would be if you had complete and unrestricted access to all the clothes you wanted and no limitations on wearing them
imagine how confident everyone would be. it’d be beautiful
MINE IS CRAPPY
WHAT CARRIAGE ARE YOU IN!??!?!
COME TO THE BACK
THE SLYTHERINS HAVE HACKED DUMBLEDORE’S WIFI
Thanks to the Ravenclaws, guys.
The password’s “AL0H4M0R4”
Pass it on.
also a couple hufflepuffs have a few mobile hotspots set up now in the front :)
he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time
hey there delilah whats it like in new york city…
i’m a thousand miles away but i’m still thinking of that titty
there is not one search term here that isn’t magical
i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me
did a ghost do my taxes. i’m scared of eating ribbons.
This may be the most hilarious list ever.
"am I old enough to walk"
"can you get syphilis from reading about history"
john messing with sherlock when he’s in his mind palace like
john would definitely put the most random things in sherlock’s hands. like a single egg. and sherlock would come out of it and either break it immediately and stare at his messy hand for 5 seconds or look at it like “…why this. when this.”
Or make a tower of paper and plastic cups and other stuff on his head.